Wha--? Whoa! Newgrounds is working! I swear I couldn't properly access this site for months and months, but lately it is working like a charm. But wait, this site is so AWESOME for the wide scope and plenitude of fresh new animation, and that's great?! Look, I like animation as a hobby as much as the next weirdo, but my goodness, there's just sooo much, and all at once. I'm getting really hooked, I can feel it. I have a real life too ya' know, I can't spend every waking hour of my life watching animations... or can I...? I wonder how long my animation addiction bender will last this time? I love this site, so much technical flexing on display, so many disparate voices vying for a willing ear, so much aspiration and hard work shown with each click. I keep a spatula nearby to scrape myself away from the screen these days.

UPDATE: 2 weeks later: Naw, Newgrounds ain't loading most of the time, and when it does it will be glitchy (no thumbnails) and forget abut anything loading if you actually press on something. YouTube loads and runs so easily, so what is major malfunction here? Windows 11, latest Chrome browser are they a problem? They shouldn't be. I don't understand network portals and server architecture, all I can say it's a damn shame I can use this site.